Rattle-tailed gutter snipe is one of my favorite barbs!
http://www.hollywood.com/news/Colin_Firth_Joins_My_Fair_Lady/7763445 Colin Firth Joins 'My Fair Lady'?
Carey Mulligan as Eliza, okay, I guess.
Colin Firth is wonderful, in a potato sack, even, so it might be nice.